Retail Stores As Seen on TV

Were you in disbelief when you saw all the stuff as seen on the As Seen of TV shoes? I couldn’t believe it. The store was Infomercial Heaven. Everything I had been secretly coveting was all together in one store. Wow! No waiting. Just pick out and buy.

Yes, I admit it. I am the proverbial As Seen on TV junkie. The first aisle was full of the weight loss pills. There were so many, how could anyone choose? I read the labels. If I bought the Diet pills, I could eat anything I wanted and still look like a model. I had seen some of the pills advertised on infomerrcials. I passed. Who want to look like a model,

Yeah! There are the kitchen gadgets. Threre is the Oove Glove. There is the super flipper. There is the Deluxe George Foreman, a must have for anyone who loves to cook as I do. Wow! The Vidalia Chopper was right next to the As Seen on TV vegetable chopper. How to choose? They both look perfect. I can’t choose. There is great stuff everwhere. I need a buggy.

Next are the must have personal care items. I could buy the best tweezer in the history of the world and do my eyebrows in seconds with no pain. Then there was the As Seen on TV hair products, hair dryer, and curling iron. Talk about glamorous. With these products, I too could look like a beauty queen.

Then there were the rows and rows of exercise equipment. With this equipment, I could have perfect Abs, an incredible booty, perfect arms, and a tiny waiste. You get the picture. If only buying the equipment would do all the work.

By now I am in As Seen on TV overdrive. I can’t make up my mind. There are even items that I have never seen on TV. There are useful items like special flashlights, wrenches, screw drivers with a bunch of heads, and plenty of craft items. Is that a Bedazzler?

Funny thing is when I saw everything, I wasn’t overly impressed. Everything looked better on televison. I want the As Seen on TV stuff I saw on televison. I left with nothing. Besides it’s more fun to buy online and wait a month for the products. That way I get to complain more. What fun!

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